Thursday, February 11, 2016

Return of the Polar Vortex

To everyone who complained that is 60 last week and said that this normal and we are polluting the environment- fuck you.  While we certainly do pollute the earth and we should clean up our water (Flint, MI anyone), stop littering, recycle more and try to develop a clean source of energy its fucking winter.  Enjoy the 60 degree February weather without bitching about it.  You know why? 
NWS minimum temperature forecasts 2-14-16 (image weatherbell)
Our old friend the polar vortex is going to come spend Valentine's Day with us.  Like a good ex girlfriend she heard us complaining and thought something was wrong so she shows up at the most inconvenient time just to remind us that she exists.  Now on a serious note we will be threatening to break records Sunday.
NWS NDFD record low temps Sunday (image Weatherbell)
The circled values would set new daily record lows.  One would imagine a lot of babies will be born in late October/early November.  That is one good reason to be single this Valentine's Day.

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